Rammsteinianizm; a religion based on rammstein

maybe it's possible. I love loveeeeeeeeeeeeee RAmmsteinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

RAMMQWQ wrote:

no1_knows_me wrote:

	RAMMQWQ wrote:
	Okey but I dont need help I dont mind be a perve :D

You sure you don't need to talk to anyone about what goes on in your mind? Like, all the perv things?

its not allways perv things only when I see actractive things

Well, maybe you might survive without talking to anyone :D But if it gets worse then you have to get help! :D

no1_knows_me wrote:

RAMMQWQ wrote:

no1_knows_me wrote:

	RAMMQWQ wrote:
	Okey but I dont need help I dont mind be a perve :D

You sure you don't need to talk to anyone about what goes on in your mind? Like, all the perv things?

its not allways perv things only when I see actractive things

Well, maybe you might survive without talking to anyone :D But if it gets worse then you have to get help! :D

It cant get worse

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Doch gibt er nur dem den er auch liebt!

LOL, we're just SO good at these off-topic conversations :D

@ nadka

Haha, that didn't seem exaggerated at all! :'D

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Die schönen Mädchen sind nicht schön
Die warmen Hände sind so kalt
Alle Uhren bleiben stehen
Lachen ist nicht mehr gesund und bald

Why do nearly all of you take this seriously?
It's obviously a joke, which isn't meant to be taken as serious theology.

I don't mean to offend or sound like a bitch, but atleast if this was a religion, the "Gods" (though not immortal) aren't invisible sky-daddies, are real people, and who's existence can be proven even after death.

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"I think many Rammstein fans are willing to broaden their horizons and seek new experiences. I believe our fans are better equipped for that." - Richard Z. Kruspe

I get what you mean.. But hey, we're just being ironic here! :D

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Die schönen Mädchen sind nicht schön
Die warmen Hände sind so kalt
Alle Uhren bleiben stehen
Lachen ist nicht mehr gesund und bald

LOL, I think noone ever took this seriously. We're just having a laugh. Care to join our church? It costs 500$ to join (we need money for the building itself) =)

Exactly! We're just having a laugh! :D

500$ to join? That seems quite expensive! xD

About that we need money for the building-project: Why can't Rammstein themselves donate some money? They should have enough of that stuff! This is after all a church in honour of them! :'D

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Die schönen Mädchen sind nicht schön
Die warmen Hände sind so kalt
Alle Uhren bleiben stehen
Lachen ist nicht mehr gesund und bald

Yeah. Who wants to write them? I'm not gonna be the one. "Dear Rammstein, we need around 500.000$ to build a church for you. Donate the money immediately. Thank you." <- you can copy-paste that :)

	levon11 wrote:
	who wants to build the First Church of Lindemann with me? lOL

	webster1497 wrote:
	I'm in :D.....and I think I know the best place for the church ....I say we build it in the village Zarnesti (Romania)...it's a little far from my home but I'll go to the end of the world if I have to....I just hope I make it in time before the ceremony start :P

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Morgenstern ach scheine auf das Antlitz mein

Ooh, already taking money! Now it's sounding like a real organized religion :)

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"I think many Rammstein fans are willing to broaden their horizons and seek new experiences. I believe our fans are better equipped for that." - Richard Z. Kruspe

	Der Führer wrote:
	Ooh, already taking money! Now it's sounding like a real organized religion :)

Shouldn't it be that then? I mean, we're all taking this 100% seriously aren't we? So care to join? Join quick as the price might get even higher. I'm afraid that I made a mistake with my calculations. Sure we want to build a H-U-G-E church for them? That'll cost a lot... Maybe we have to kidnap them and hold them as hostiges and ask for high ransoms?

Seriously, a R+ church would be freakin' great, I already worship them, they are my gods and I have my shrine which I look at for a long time everyday

All Hail Rammstein!

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"I think many Rammstein fans are willing to broaden their horizons and seek new experiences. I believe our fans are better equipped for that." - Richard Z. Kruspe

	Der Führer wrote:
	Seriously, a R+ church would be freakin' great, I already worship them, they are my gods and I have my shrine which I look at for a long time everyday All Hail Rammstein!

Then help us build one :D Any suggestions for a place to build one? I think we need to build like 4 or 5 in Germany, then some others all around Europe, the States need few and... I guess that's it. So I did calculate everything wrong (advanced maths, you can't expect me to count even something like 1+1!). We need a lot more moneny. Maybe we should start robbing banks?

Yeah! Like in "Ich Will"
Or let's all go out on a mission and collect money door to door saying we are from the
church and we're trying to build one, 'cause those Legos just don't cut it.
Technically, we wouldn't be commiting fraud since we wouldn't be specifying what kind of church we're trying to build

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"I think many Rammstein fans are willing to broaden their horizons and seek new experiences. I believe our fans are better equipped for that." - Richard Z. Kruspe